An ancient scroll
found in the shoal of a Korean atoll,
did extol the role
of an ole peg-legged troll from faraway Tyrol,
who did patrol,
like a blind tadpole in a black as coal fishbowl,
the spewing maypole of a whale's blowhole.
On parole from Interpol because he once stole
the Tyrolean Queen's sacrosanct ermine stole,
he was forced to perpetually poll
all those on an illicit troll
who neglected to pay their sole toll.
Though this punishment took a toll
the gnome's esprit remained quite droll.
His one true goal
was to cajole the whale whole
to swim to a North Pole watering hole,
so he could rock, tipple and roll,
and jig on his sole cavorting sole.
Bless his soul,
while living thus harshly on the dole,
we can only hope never did he ever stroll
out of control,
like a foolhardy mole or an innocent foal sniffing a foxhole,
and loll
in an infinite loophole
over the hellhole porthole
of this leviathan's butthole.