A few nights ago,
at 4:42AM,
I was awoken by a blinding white light emanating from my computer monitor.
Naked, awestruck,
I felt compelled to kneel before the illuminated screen.
A few moments past, the light went out, and these words appeared:

CLICK NOW

I clicked and these words materialized:

FORWARD - INHALE
BACKWARD - EXHALE

Trembling, I breathed in a light inhalation and the next ‘page’ emerged.
I breathed out a light exhalation and the above instructions reappeared.
This was the sole navigating tool* necessary to read the 42 transmissions
you are about to witness.

*The innumerable ‘some more about thats’ found in the document were colored turquoise.
When my eyes first saw this, the screen flashed
TIGHTEN SPHINCTER.
I lightly clenched and instantly a page of explanation opened.
I clenched again and I returned to the main text where I had just left off.
So, when they appear, just click on the
‘some more about that’.