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It began to seem to Pongo that with any luck he might be able to keep the old blister
pottering harmlessly about here till nightfall, when he could shoot a bit of dinner
into him and put him to bed. And as Lord Ickenham had specifically stated that his wife,
Pongo's Aunt Jane, had expressed her intention of scalping him with a blunt knife,
if he wasn't back at the Hall by lunch time on the morrow, it really looked as if he
might get through this visit without perpetuating a single major outrage on the public
weal. It is rather interesting to note that as he thought this Pongo smiled, because it
was the last time he smiled that day.

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His brow was wet with honest sweat. He is reading for the Bar, and while he would be the first
to admit that he hasn't yet got a complete toe-hold on the Law of Great Britain he had sort
of notion that oiling into a perfect stranger's semi-detached villa on the pretext of pruning
the parrot was a tort or misdemeanor, if not actual barratry or soccage in fief or something
like that. And apart from the legal aspect of the matter there was the embarrassment
of the thing. Nobody is more of a whale on correctness and not doing what's not done than Pongo,
and the situation in which he found himself caused him to chew the lower lip and, as I say,
perspire a goodish deal.

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At this very moment up he came from behind the settee like a leaping salmon...
And Pongo says he never saw anything more sickening in his life than the way she flung herself
into the blighter's arms and clung there like the ivy on the old garden wall.

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...that before he knew what he was doing he had let out a sharp, whinnying cry which rang
through the room like the yowl of a stepped-on puppy.

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