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Like so many men advancing into the sere and yellow of life, Lord Emsworth
had an eccentric memory. It was not to be trusted an inch as far as the events
of yesterday or the day before were concerned. Even in the small matter
of assisting him to find a hat which he had laid down somewhere five minutes
ago it was nearly always useless. But by the way of compensation for this
it was a perfect encyclopedia on the remote past. It rendered his boyhood
an open book to him.

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A moment before this voice spoke, Lord Emsworth had been smirking.
He now congealed, and the smile passed from his lips like breath off a razor blade.

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His relief was so intense that he felt absolutely boneless.

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